Scary

There is a blog called "Libelous Claims About Large Corporations" which is exactly what it sounds like. Statements about corporations that obviously aren't true (Gatorade puts urine in their drinks, Tom Cruise Inc. is a person, etc), but can be quite humorous. I've got it bookmarked, but the reason I bring it up is a specific entry of there's that i've re-read recently. Keep in mind that this was posted in 2005, before we knew about illegal wire-tapping. Also keep in mind that this was posted as something utterly ridiculous and fantastical just for a quick laugh:

"AT&T has listened to every phone conversation you've ever had."

In other words, this is Bush's promise to the nation: Any crazy, stupid, couldn't-happen-in-a-million-years thing that you want to put out there for us, we'll gladly do.

I'm beginning to wonder if kittens aren't on the White House menu...